- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

wanna here a joke? you.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Your dads dead. lol

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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