a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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