- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

In soviet russia, roses are violet

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Guess what? Bananas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

William wright is Gay

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I have a gay camel

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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