what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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