What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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you suck

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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