- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Tim and Eric

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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