- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

I will create more jobs for americans

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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