My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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