Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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