- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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