- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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