MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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