- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

GADZOOKS!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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