Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Where's my tractor?

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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