Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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womens rights.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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