- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

sorry got to poo

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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