What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Burp

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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