Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A person from Singapore eats

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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