what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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