- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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