- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

2 + 2 = 4

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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