- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What did John name his dog? Doggy

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Are you Drew?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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