- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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