- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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