How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Mitt Romney

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

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