- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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