- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

I'm Batman.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Knock, knock -The door's open.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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