What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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