- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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