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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why was the boy sad? because.

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