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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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