penis

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Women's Professional _________

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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