Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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