- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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