- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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