- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why? Why Not?

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Dumb

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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