- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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