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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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