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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

This joke is funny

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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