Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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