- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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