one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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your mom died.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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