- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

This isn't funny.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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