A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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