- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

kill yourself

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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