- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Morning wood.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

eden stop

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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