- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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