- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

what tall and looks like a jew?

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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