A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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