What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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You all have Aids

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Women's rights.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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